the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

baby
noun | ba·by | 'bābē
1. a little human who looks like your bald-headed, toothless grandfather, is naked as a mexican hairless dog, and is twice as loud.
2. a special addition to the family.

• letterpress printed folded card
• with light grey envelope
• blank inside
• 3.5 x 5 inches
• made in portland, oregon
• by hat+wig+glove